{"product_id":"dummy-little-donkey-plushie-stuffed-animal-donkey","title":"The Dummy Donkey™ Plushie – Adorably Donkey Stuffed Animal","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"3847\" data-end=\"3914\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3851\" data-end=\"3912\"\u003eThe Dummy Donkey™ Plushie – Adorably Silly Stuffed Animal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3915\" data-end=\"3946\" class=\"\"\u003eHave you met The Dummy Donkey™?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3948\" data-end=\"4181\" class=\"\"\u003eThis plushie is dumb... in the most lovable, squishy, anxiety-reducing way possible.\u003cbr data-start=\"4032\" data-end=\"4035\"\u003eWith floppy ears, goofy eyes, and a face that screams “Oops,” \u003cstrong data-start=\"4097\" data-end=\"4118\"\u003eThe Dummy Donkey™\u003c\/strong\u003e is here to remind you it’s \u003cem data-start=\"4146\" data-end=\"4152\"\u003eokay\u003c\/em\u003e to not have it all together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4183\" data-end=\"4393\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether \u003cstrong\u003eyou're overwhelmed, overstimulated, or just done with people-ing,\u003c\/strong\u003e this hilariously wholesome donkey plushie will sit in silence, stare into space, and vibe with you like a true emotional support legend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4400\" data-end=\"4427\" class=\"\"\u003eWhy is he so effective?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4429\" data-end=\"4518\" class=\"\"\u003eSometimes, we just need a buddy who \u003cem data-start=\"4465\" data-end=\"4474\"\u003egets it\u003c\/em\u003e — no words, no advice, just derpy presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4520\" data-end=\"4544\" class=\"\"\u003eThe Dummy Donkey™ helps:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4547\" data-end=\"4595\"\u003e😵💫 Lighten anxious moods with silly comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4598\" data-end=\"4647\"\u003e🛌 Create an emotional support zone in any room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4650\" data-end=\"4706\"\u003e🧠 Offer comic relief during burnout or mental spirals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4709\" data-end=\"4758\"\u003e🐴 Replace awkward small talk with plushie wisdom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4760\" data-end=\"4854\" class=\"\"\u003eHis \u003cstrong data-start=\"4764\" data-end=\"4801\"\u003esoft body and ultra-squish design\u003c\/strong\u003e make every hug feel like a laugh wrapped in comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4861\" data-end=\"4884\"\u003eWhat’s the science behind Plushies?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4886\" data-end=\"5090\" class=\"\"\u003eLaughter and tactile comfort activate the brain’s relaxation response, \u003cstrong\u003edecreasing cortisol levels\u003c\/strong\u003e and helping \u003cstrong\u003erelease serotonin and oxytocin —\u003c\/strong\u003e the feel-good hormones that help you feel safe and connected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5092\" data-end=\"5214\" class=\"\"\u003ePlus, plushies that don’t take themselves too seriously often \u003cem data-start=\"5154\" data-end=\"5163\"\u003ereframe\u003c\/em\u003e stress into something we can actually smile about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"5221\" data-end=\"5247\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"5221\" data-end=\"5245\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Safety Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5250\" data-end=\"5291\"\u003eDummy-proof. Just spot clean with love.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5294\" data-end=\"5338\"\u003eNot suitable for goats (they get jealous).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5341\" data-end=\"5405\"\u003eSafe for ages 6+ and emotionally burned-out adults of all kinds.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5412\" data-end=\"5482\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"5412\" data-end=\"5482\"\u003eThe Dummy Donkey™ might be clueless — but he’s your kind of chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Goodlifebean","offers":[{"title":"Donkey \/ 23cm","offer_id":55426515566977,"sku":"CJMR172216501AZ","price":57.53,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Donkey \/ 40cm","offer_id":55426515599745,"sku":"CJMR172216502BY","price":65.75,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Donkey \/ 60cm","offer_id":55426515632513,"sku":"CJMR172216503CX","price":73.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0934\/5187\/8785\/files\/Donkey_Plushies_1.png?v=1773525830","url":"https:\/\/cuddlrplushs.com\/products\/dummy-little-donkey-plushie-stuffed-animal-donkey","provider":"Cuddlr Plushs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}