{"product_id":"the-cry-rrot-juicer","title":"Stress Relief Carrot Plushie","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"307\" data-end=\"525\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"307\" data-end=\"384\"\u003eEver seen a plush carrot spiral into an emotional breakdown? Now you can.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"387\"\u003eMeet \u003cstrong data-start=\"392\" data-end=\"416\"\u003eThe Cry-rrot Juicer™\u003c\/strong\u003e, the plush toy you \u003cem data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"444\"\u003edidn't\u003c\/em\u003e know you needed—until you saw a carrot silently scream in soft, squishy despair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"785\" class=\"\"\u003e🌀 \u003cstrong data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"549\"\u003ePull the string\u003c\/strong\u003e and watch our poor, helpless carrot \u003cem data-start=\"586\" data-end=\"607\"\u003erotate dramatically\u003c\/em\u003e inside the clear blender cup like he's rethinking all his life choices. It’s chaotic. It’s hilarious. It’s educational-ish.\u003cbr data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"734\"\u003e(He thought he was going into a salad… not \u003cem data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"784\"\u003ethis.\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"831\" class=\"\"\u003eWhy Parents \u0026amp; Kids Are Obsessed:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"930\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"859\"\u003eChaos-Level: Maximum.\u003c\/strong\u003e Toddlers \u003cem data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"875\"\u003elove\u003c\/em\u003e pulling the string and watching the spinning meltdown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"945\"\u003eSoft AF.\u003c\/strong\u003e Made with ultra-plush materials, so even the carrot's emotional spiral feels cozy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1060\"\u003eImagination On Overdrive.\u003c\/strong\u003e Great for pretend cooking, veggie roleplay, or dramatic reenactments of “Chopped: Plushie Edition.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003eTeaches kids about veggies\u003c\/strong\u003e in the most unhinged, giggle-worthy way possible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1250\" data-end=\"1275\" class=\"\"\u003eSize: ~15cm tall\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1276\" data-end=\"1355\" class=\"\"\u003ePerfect for tiny hands. Or big ones who just like emotionally unstable carrots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1385\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1384\"\u003eA perfect gift for\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1419\"\u003eLittles with big imaginations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003eParents who need a laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1451\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003ePlushie collectors who love the \u003cem data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003eweird ones\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1502\" data-end=\"1554\" class=\"\"\u003e⚠️ Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1555\" data-end=\"1614\" class=\"\"\u003e(And the carrot is still not okay. But we love him anyway.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Goodlifebean","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55426515861889,"sku":null,"price":14.8,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0934\/5187\/8785\/files\/CarrotPlushie_1.jpg?v=1773525835","url":"https:\/\/cuddlrplushs.com\/products\/the-cry-rrot-juicer","provider":"Cuddlr Plushs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}